Has anyone ever met a REAL Squirter?

[Powerdon]

Since my man Joe likes to ask questions, I said WTF, I got a question also! I met a REAL squirter in the early 80's. The shit was still a whisper back then so I know it was real. This chick I met through a friend, was the ugliest bitch I'd ever fucked! I mean this bitch was so ugly, in the morning the crust from her eyes literally glued her eyes shut! But fuck it, I was drunk! This bitch could do some crazy shit also, she was thick but could rap her legs around the back of her neck, real freaky shit, I had to fuck her, lol! After debating for like a hour that I ain't eating this bitch pussy, she said fuck it, and let me hit!

THis bitch got on top of me, just stared at me like she was about to go crazy, i started getting nervous, "is this bitch losing her mind?". Then she started moaning and grabbed herself like it just got cold as shit!! I'm thinking "WTF"? Then this bitch DRENCHED my waist and bed!!!! I siad "this bitch just pissed on me!". But the shit was sticky and gummy? This bitch just dumped like a pint and a half of nut on me!!! We went to sleep, and when the sun hit this bitch, it look like I was in bed the germen shepard. I said fuck it, and hit that pussy again!!LOL!!!:laugh:

[JoeScumbag51]

My ex-girlfriend was a helliva a squirter. She was a virgin when I met her, so I was the first to do all the freakiest shit to her.

Vagina, Oral, Anal, all the good shit.

She used to cum all over my boxers, my draws used to be so wet, It was as if i got splashed with a bucket of water.

Did any of you guys ever noticed the smell and the texture of a ladys cum.

It was like "I can't believe its not butter" kinda smell.

[Powerdon]

All I could smell is Barcardi Rum! lol!


My ex-girlfriend was a helliva a squirter. She was a virgin when I met her, so I was the first to do all the freakiest shit to her.

Vagina, Oral, Anal, all the good shit.

She used to cum all over my boxers, my draws used to be so wet, It was as if i got splashed with a bucket of water.

Did any of you guys ever noticed the smell and the texture of a ladys cum.

It was like "I can't believe its not butter" kinda smell.

[IoSoS]

I HAve a squirter now, she so fuckin gansta its ridiculous, first one actually, but that shit is sexy as hell, well i think she is sexy as hell, well i dont know she just gansta, and she about to have my first seed also, she definately top notch to me, but she is and she is my first

[madhat07]

I've had many that claim to squirt and really just piss, but 2 girls I've been with have been able to really squirt. First of all, a girl who really squirts doesn't smell like pee when she's done. Second, the fluid is much thicker than urine. Also, most girls that do squirt can squirt again within minutes and those that pee need to drink more water before they squirt again.

[luckysmake]

well, madhat answered my question of how do you know it's not just piss

[lequory]

I have a squirter now. I didn't believe in it until she showed me. I had her play with her pussy one day when we were away from each other on her webcam and she came so hard and long that she soaked her laptop and damn near shorted it out. My jaw dropped in amazement. I will no longer think of squirting as just piss now. Fuck talking about this. I'm about to go get some.

[Maddman]

Thats funny because me and my supervisor just had this conversation at work today.

That ol man is a bigger perv than us all combined lol.

But I never met one that can gush like the chicks in the flix. Only lil squirts

[Powerdon]

Thats funny because me and my supervisor just had this conversation at work today.

That ol man is a bigger perv than us all combined lol.

But I never met one that can gush like the chicks in the flix. Only lil squirts

Like I said, I've only met two, and out of them one FOR SURE! I also met a girl back in the day, that when she cum that shit ozzed out thick as Elmer's glue! The shit was everywhere!!!! It looked like you dipped your dick in batter! And it instantly dried up into huge white flakes! That shit scared me to death!!! She said , "oh, that always happen". Wasn't nothing sexy about it! Just watch huge clumps of flakes jump off your johnson! I left that bitch alone!

[Maddman]

Like I said, I've only met two, and out of them one FOR SURE! I also met a girl back in the day, that when she cum that shit ozzed out thick as Elmer's glue! The shit was everywhere!!!! It looked like you dipped your dick in batter! And it instantly dried up into huge white flakes! That shit scared me to death!!! She said , "oh, that always happen". Wasn't nothing sexy about it! Just watch huge clumps of flakes jump off your johnson! I left that bitch alone!

:rofl: LMAO thats sick as hell and funny at the same fuckin time:clap:

[MorpheusX]

My Jamaican ex from long again was a serious squirter. A real geyser..

[Maddman]

What I love about it how the pussy walls get tight and no matter how hard you try to stay in the pussy pushes you out!!!!!! DRIVES ME INSANE!!!KAHMEHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I don't know how I would react if a chick just shot skeet from her snatch like a fire hydrant.

[MorpheusX]

What I love about it how the pussy walls get tight and no matter how hard you try to stay in the pussy pushes you out!!!!!! DRIVES ME INSANE!!!KAHMEHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I don't know how I would react if a chick just shot skeet from her snatch like a fire hydrant.

You would love it.

Just before they squirt, their pussies grip your dick and start squeezing the life out of it, trying to push you out. You have to fight to stay in. And while her pussy is squeezing and spasming and you're pumping away into it, her body is shaking and trembling uncontrollably, her pussy become flooded with wetness and then you feel gush of hot liquid squirting on your dick in a pulsating rhythm.

It's a feeling unlike anything else. Pure heaven.

[luckysmake]

You would love it.

Just before they squirt, their pussies grip your dick and start squeezing the life out of it, trying to push you out. You have to fight to stay in. And while her pussy is squeezing and spasming and you're pumping away into it, her body is shaking and trembling uncontrollably, her pussy become flooded with wetness and then you feel gush of hot liquid squirting on your dick in a pulsating rhythm.

It's a feeling unlike anything else. Pure heaven.

daMN, you make me want to go out and find a squirter right now.

btw, everytime i read your posts it i always hear the voice morpheus from matrix in my head. it's wild.

[MorpheusX]

I've said this before, but actually, I do sound like him in real life.

I have a clear baritone voice with crisp pronunciation and elocution.

Not to mention I sort of look like him, too. I have a clean shaved bald head, I'm light skinned, I have a square jaw and a cleft chin.

For Halloween 2004, I went as Riddick. In 2005 I went as Morpheus.


This year for Halloween I went as Teal'c from Stargate SG-1, another square jawed, cleft chinned dude. And I got CRAZY love form the crowds due to the accuracy of my uniform and my gold forehead tattoo:

http://daisydownunder.com/images/tealk26.jpg


I'm kind of typecast to play these bald, square jawed muscular types because of my physique and looks.

[Maddman]

Damn Morph you gotta way with words man lol

Makes me wanna try the shit now

[MorpheusX]

Man, let me tell you, if I get a hold of another squirter and she's not completely fucked up in the head, I'm gonna marry that broad...