What would u do if a chick took you on Maury

[JoeScumbag51]

and shorty gave you the "he's the father" treatment and that shit said u wasnt the father?

i'd do a fuckin spinning heel kick and probably sing karaoke on that fucking stage

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[Daflames51]

I'd fuck all her friends, and then say audios, but on the real if taht shit happened after like say five years. I couldn't help but still love my son. I have loved my child before he opened his eyes, and I will love him long after I close mine. Call me a buster, a simp, and a bitch. I can't help but to be filled with love and pride when I look at him.

[MorpheusX]

First of all, the moment ANY chick says she wants me to appear on Maury, it's over. I could be married for 10 years and have 3 kids - I'm filing for divorce.
If she's my girlfriend, then I'll tell her to go to the Mall and pick me out a shirt and pants for the show and while she's gone, I'll put all her shit out on the curb and pretend I don't even know the bitch if she tries to come to the door with the cops runnign that squatter's rights shit.

No GOOD news has ever been shared with anyone on the Maury show (or any other talk show for that matter) so if whatever she wants to say is so bad that the bitch wants to tell it to me on national TV, I don't even want to know. I'd rather just skip the public humiliation and the drama and write the chick off on the spot.

Now if it's a chick I USED to deal with and she called me up on some Maury shit, I'd either just hang up on her or tell her that if she's on some "baby fauvah" shit, she needs to bring the lil crumbsnatcher down to the OB/GYN and pay for the PCR-DNA test to determien paternity.

If I'm the father, I'll pay for the DNA test and take responsibility for my child.

If I'm not, I better never so much as HEAR her name again for trying to play me. If I even MEET someone who has the same name, I'm punching the bitch in the throat. lol..

[GaLupo]

First of all, the moment ANY chick says she wants me to appear on Maury, it's over. I could be married for 10 years and have 3 kids - I'm filing for divorce.
If she's my girlfriend, then I'll tell her to go to the Mall and pick me out a shirt and pants for the show and while she's gone, I'll put all her shit out on the curb and pretend I don't even know the bitch if she tries to come to the door with the cops runnign that squatter's rights shit.

No GOOD news has ever been shared with anyone on the Maury show (or any other talk show for that matter) so if whatever she wants to say is so bad that the bitch wants to tell it to me on national TV, I don't even want to know. I'd rather just skip the public humiliation and the drama and write the chick off on the spot.

Now if it's a chick I USED to deal with and she called me up on some Maury shit, I'd either just hang up on her or tell her that if she's on some "baby fauvah" shit, she needs to bring the lil crumbsnatcher down to the OB/GYN and pay for the PCR-DNA test to determien paternity.

If I'm the father, I'll pay for the DNA test and take responsibility for my child.

If I'm not, I better never so much as HEAR her name again for trying to play me. If I even MEET someone who has the same name, I'm punching the bitch in the throat. lol..


punching her in her throat....
Had me here at work laughing on a call.

[mistahrudie]

I'd definately do that dance homie up there doin..that looks like a "your NOT the father" dance

[MrLegacy]

Fuck the dancin, I bust out an boardway musical score a la Family Guy!

[GaLupo]

I might have to do the worm all the way out the door

[MrLegacy]

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[MorpheusX]

Hmm.. Well if it's my girl telling me she wants me to go on the Maury show because she has a secret to tell me, I wouldn't even want to hear what it was.
I'd tell her I'll do it and to go to the store and buy me a nice shirt for the show. While she was out, I'd put all her shit in some garbage bags and set them out on the curb with an envelope taped to the side of one of the bags containing 2 quarters for a payphone, the address to a women's shelter and the number to a car service.
Her bags must be on the curb because if she calls the cops and tries that old "squatter's rights" bullshit, I'd tell them I don't know the bitch.

Now, if it's my wife, I'm filing for divorce, setting the house on fire and moving to Montreal, Canada.

But if it's some girl I dealt with in the past and she's on some "you the baby fauvah" bullshit, I'd make an appointment at the Ob/Gyn or medical testing lab and get the PCR-DNA test to determine if I'm really the father. She's paying for the test.

If I'm the author of the cum that got her preggers, then I'll man up and take responsibility for the little crumbsnatcher and I'll pay the cost of the test.

However, if I'm NOT, I'm punching her in the throat.

In fact, if I ever MEET anyone with that chick's same NAME, I'm putting boot to their ass. lol..

[MorpheusX]

Oh shit, Legs! You got a clip from Chinese Super Ninjas!!
Probably my VERY FAVORITE Shaw Bros Kung Fu movie of all time!


Haw shit.. Time for a new thread...

[GaLupo]

Oh shit, Legs! You got a clip from Chinese Super Ninjas!!
Probably my VERY FAVORITE Shaw Bros Kung Fu movie of all time!


Haw shit.. Time for a new thread...

Yeah his icon had me watch that movie again.


@ the youtube clip.

I love how these women get all righteous on a brother and try to shit on you and all of a sudden, when it doesn't go their way, they cry and have a break down. She was bitching him out to the verdict. If she was cool and humble about it no foul you know he would have been in bad taste but after that display by her I would have down some crazy shit on stage.

Beside these shows only grab form the LCD (Lowest common demoniators) in all groups to air out their dirty laundry.


SELF MODED
Let me stop before this becomes some social commentary thread.

[MorpheusX]

Why stop? I quite enjoy social commentary threads, actually. :-)

They're informative, entertaining and have that personalized editorial narrative that grips the reader unlike dry, academic treatises and written dissertations.

No self-modding is needed, bro! Lay it on the brethren! ;-)

[GaLupo]

Had to self mod I was in the middle of a confrence call.
Got lost in the forum goodness.

[weexe2]

I was checking it out on youtube... and came across this unbelievable shit:

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What the hell? 9 Straight Strikes and number 10????

WTF???:eek:

[weexe2]

Just when you though this couldn't get any worse...

WHAT THE HELL???

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Damn.... THis is messed UP!

[unstable]

Why stop? I quite enjoy social commentary threads, actually. :-)
yeaaaahhh ask parkside lol he knows all aout it

[MrLegacy]

LMAO!!!!!!! wow weexe!:D
the first video you posted that bitch is 0 for 10!

and the second one is a DAMN same SMH

[unstable]

ghehehe would be funny if they were lookin for a mother, i know thats imposible bt hey we gots to entertained

[MrKel]

Damn, that second video weexe posted is fucked up. She shoulda kicked him right his throat for that shit.

If a chick had me go on Maury and the kid wasn't mine, I'd rip off my shirt and be on some Terry Crews shit.

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[GaLupo]

I've been looking for that clip from white girls for a minute.
Thanks Mrkel.

I would def be doing one of those Terry Crews joints

[CrownedKing]

Hmm.. Well if it's my girl telling me she wants me to go on the Maury show because she has a secret to tell me, I wouldn't even want to hear what it was.
I'd tell her I'll do it and to go to the store and buy me a nice shirt for the show. While she was out, I'd put all her shit in some garbage bags and set them out on the curb with an envelope taped to the side of one of the bags containing 2 quarters for a payphone, the address to a women's shelter and the number to a car service.
Her bags must be on the curb because if she calls the cops and tries that old "squatter's rights" bullshit, I'd tell them I don't know the bitch.

Now, if it's my wife, I'm filing for divorce, setting the house on fire and moving to Montreal, Canada.

But if it's some girl I dealt with in the past and she's on some "you the baby fauvah" bullshit, I'd make an appointment at the Ob/Gyn or medical testing lab and get the PCR-DNA test to determine if I'm really the father. She's paying for the test.

If I'm the author of the cum that got her preggers, then I'll man up and take responsibility for the little crumbsnatcher and I'll pay the cost of the test.

However, if I'm NOT, I'm punching her in the throat.

In fact, if I ever MEET anyone with that chick's same NAME, I'm putting boot to their ass. lol..



Yeah what he said!! I already would know the deal if she asked me on the show....therefore, I would have line up all kinds of dirt to tell the world about her since she want to be ignant and try to clown me in front of the world...

[MorpheusX]

yeaaaahhh ask parkside lol he knows all aout it

LMAO... Parkside, Pepis, Malek05, Tatootearz and the other very, very small number of sociopaths that inhabit BT don't have social commentary to offer.
Just diva attitude and teenage girl drama.

I welcome social commentary. I just have no stomach for shit talking.

[GaLupo]

Just diva attitude and teenage girl drama.


There is a whole lot of this on tons of other fourms.
I don't think we need that here.
This is an adult oriented forum.....
lol



I welcome social commentary. I just have no stomach for shit talking.

More like Shit Slinging

[weexe2]

going back to the second maury clip i dropped... both his fiances MOTHER and AUNT...? dude needs a throat kick like no other...is it any wonder chicks end up bitter and twisted? After shit like that? Damn.

[MorpheusX]

That was the foulness.. Her Mom AND Aunt.

Duuhuuude... That's NOT what they mean when they say "keep it in the family".

[MrLegacy]

I ran into this clip on you tube:

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OWNED!!

[ApollosWorld]

That's some fucked up shit.

I feel bad for dude.

I can go off and say some rude ass shit like:

"How fucking stupid can dude be to think that's his kid"

Considering the child is clearly of mixed blood.

But that's besides the point here.

Dude was clearly a good man. Wanting to have a good life.
Wanting to be a dad.

He's clearly a better man than myself I'm embarrassed to say.

That's why chilvarly is dead. Women Killed IT! ~Dave Chapelle~

[ApollosWorld]

BTW,

I would fucking clothes line the bitch!!

[G1]

I would probadly die laughing on stage and carried out in a body bag....lol