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    Alot of people choose to look at the glass as half empty. Im guilty, 90% of us probably are. Which is why this society is so fucked up. We got our heads so far up our own asses, stressing bout all the bad shit that we neglect all the good shit that keeps up motivated to keep striving.

    What is in your recollection, the best thing that ever happened in your life?
    What are the similarities between a 9volt battery and a hot girls asshole? Even though you know it's wrong, you still put your tounge on it!!!!!!!

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    Besides the blessing of my Wife and Kids, here is a close 2nd.

    I fucked 3 bitches in 1 day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApollosWorld View Post
    I fucked 3 bitches in 1 day.
    Was it at an event?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApollosWorld View Post
    I fucked 3 bitches in 1 day.

    Dayum.. Were they all BITCHES or were some of them girls/chicks, too? :confused:

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    Sorry Morph.
    I'm like NWA.

    Now the term bitch don't apply to ALL women.

    But ALL women got a lil bitch in em.

    ~Ice Cube~
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    till this day my life is pretty normal, i dont hav parts i can highlight.

    but i can tel u i have exams in 3 weeks if i graduate, that will be he happiest day in my life, and if i get the chance i will personally kiss all of you thats how happy ill be

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    Outside of my wife and son, I have to say my Colts winning the Super Bowl.
    Sure. It's a barrier protection method. It's gel is a cocktail of virus killing liquids that solidify in the presence of semen.

    It's like a nuclear powered spermicidal/anti-viral lubricant, except that it behaves like Batman's cape when touched by electricity.

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    The day I discovered the Law of Attraction vis a vis Abraham Hicks.

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    well i got a couple of these type things...

    trivial, but still incredibly lucky
    I also have fucked 3 chicks, separate sessions, in one day.
    I was suprised with a 3 some, from this BI chick i used to bootycall

    And Ive had a couple 'found' money type situations...
    once my job deposited over $12,000 into my account (direct deposit), and never corrected it...

    and once a customer of mine walked away and left behind a $2000 bundle...

    So ive been pretty lucky on occasion

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    Besides my moms and my fiancee - I would have too say getting the nastiest blow job done possible for the first time oh boy my toes curled all over again.

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    When I had my daughter, and the day I graduated from nursing school.

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    The day my son was born is the happiest day of my life!!! Then I took him home and haven't been able to get a good night sleep since!!!

    The second would be that at one time I had two lovers. Both hated each other. It was awesome at the time. I would fuck one, not wash my dick and go fuck the other one, then not wash my dick and fuck the other one again!!! All in the same day!!!! Now I know that sounds like a stupid thing to do but I was young and it had been a few months since I had puss. But to make a story short I ended up marrying one of them. (the one that was best at head LOL) But we've been together forever now and have a beautiful kid!!!

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